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October 30th, 2009
10:03 pm - i am ready.
This is what you'll need:
A large plastic bag. Two if you want to be certain. Many shops stock large trash bags. Getting a bag large enough to cut holes in for your arms to slip through and help hold the bag in place will also ensure that the bag is large enough.
Any medication, whether over the counter or prescription, which will make you go to sleep. It does not have to be strong enough to kill you. Just strong enough to make you go to sleep. This is an option. Going to sleep is not a requirement for a peaceful and painless death.
Helium gas. The kind they use to fill balloons with. Available at Wal-Mart in the party decorations section, (get two large Helium balloon kits), or get it as an industrial gas from many welding gas or industrial gas supplier. These can be found in the yellow pages. Hospital air, or oxygen, suppliers may also be able to get this. Ask for it. It is completely legal and is used to fill party balloons. It could be used for a party you'll be giving for your birthday.
Some cord, thread, elastic or anything that you want which will help to hold the bag in place.
An hour or so alone.
Get comfortable. A cup of warm tea, soft lights and music. Keep the house as warm as you'd like. Relax; it's a journey.
Take the sleeping aid, perhaps just an anti-histamine, (cold tablet), will work for you. Maybe something stronger. The point is that it doesn't have to be much and it doesn't have to be illegal. Take what will make you relax or sleep. Try different things in advance until you know what will work for you.
Sit comfortably. This methods works best when you are reclining, perhaps in a favorite chair. Do not lay flat as that might allow some of the gas to escape.
Turn on the Helium gas. Hold the bag so it begins to inflate with the gas. When the bag begins to float it is about ready for use.
Inhale, exhale.
Now place the bag on the head.
The bag should be filled with Helium and trying to float away.
While securing the string or elastic so the bag does not float away, begin to breathe normally.
Inhale. Exhale.
Relax, all the hard work is done. You will go to sleep and not wake up. You will not suffer any panic or anxiety .
You will continue to breathe normally. But you will no longer take in oxygen. In a very short time you will be dead.
You will die a peaceful and painless death in your sleep, just like you had always hoped.
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October 8th, 2009
12:50 pm - MEME..... musique
DISCLAIMER: my musical tastes can change drastically from week to week, so .. uh..
Imagine if music was the only way to introduce yourself to new people, with this in mind pick a maximum of 10 songs that you would be happy to give to people as YOUR soundtrack. Pick carefully but dont try to pick the oddest songs you can think of just to show off, remember this is your personal soundtrack. If this person has tagged you its because they would like to know what songs you would pick, expect some comments back! tag them when you reply so they can see what you put. off you go then!
*tag 10 friends when you're done to keep this going & to see what they would put*
10 songs that are me:
1 bloc party - banquet
2 deerhoof - wrong time capsule
3 deerhoof - matchbook seeks maniac
4 wolf parade - i'll believe in anything
5 architecture in helsinki - to and fro
6 deerhoof - midnight bicycle mystery
7 patrick wolf - libertine
8 architecture in helsinki - same old innocence
9 justice - D.A.N.C.E (remix)
10 goldfrapp - number one
tagged:
calli
matt
shishi
acrimsonrelease
sick_love_1
pyro
boyshorts
ummm
and whoever else?
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September 14th, 2009
10:05 am - >:O
dear gi bill,
where are you? you were supposed to pay for my classes, books, and rent on the 1st of august, and nobody i know has seen hide nor hair of you. i can't even get a time frame out of the VA rep as to when you will show up. meanwhile, i'm slowly going broke; veterans who didn't have much saved up are starting to drop out; and i am starting to think you were just a rumor.
ps, gi bill, you were the only reason i ever enlisted to begin with; i sold my soul for free college
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September 2nd, 2009
07:41 pm - ancient chinese definitions
haha, an old definition of "animals" in an ancient chinese encyclopedia:
"animals are divided into: (a) belonging to the Emperor, (b) embalmed, (c) tame, (d) sucking pigs, (e) sirens, (f) fabulous, (g) stray dogs, (h) included in the present classification, (i) frenzied, (j) innumerable, (k) drawn with a fine camelhair brush, (l) et cetera, (m) having just broken the water pitcher, (n) that from a long way off look like flies . . . "
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March 13th, 2009
12:48 pm
this was on some guys profile on some obscure networking site. i kind of like it. haha
"But, I'm really not attracted to the kind of 'woman' who is immediately sold on watching a guy flex his nipples around his cramped up bicep with those lame, unimaginative tattoos of the naked mermaids, twisted patches of thorns, obscure japanese kanji (which I'm sure they have no idea what it means), or some other amalgam of the visual messages of "I could have sex on a motorcycle going 120 mph... and I could also bend over in my prison cell for a carton of smokes, either way, babe." I mean come on."
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March 1st, 2009
11:27 am - band name meme
Instructions:
1 - BAND NAME Go to "Wikipedia." Hit “random article” or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 - ALBUM TITLE Go to "Random quotations"
or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3 - COVER ART Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4 - Use Photoshop or similar to put it all together.
interesting album ;O
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February 10th, 2009
10:20 pm - revelations persona
sorry if this isnt allowed, but there are 16 hours left on my auction for the original persona, incase anybody is interested:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260357457298
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January 26th, 2009
05:42 pm - 사진 잘 찍었네
here's a picture post.
enjoy?
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December 23rd, 2008
08:40 pm - christmas stocking fail
so we bought three stockings; one for me, one for coy, and one for my cat toby. we got this puff paint stuff to write our names on there with too.
i decorated them and let them dry for about an hour and went to hang them up, and they didnt survive gravity. the paint dripped all down the front, and i am pretty sad because i even drew little caricatures of me and coy and toby on all our stockings.
i suck
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October 20th, 2008
10:10 pm
Rorschach says:this girl is almost perfect
Rorschach says:only 2 things
Rorschach says:1 shes a stripper
Rorschach says:2 she has kids
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September 16th, 2008
August 15th, 2008
August 6th, 2008
12:38 am - and then i die
owls : if this cake is good i will mail you some maybe because GOD KNOWS I DONT NEED TO EAT ALL OF IT
owls : ill put a slice in an envelope wrapped in wax paper lawl
owls : haha 12 hours
owls : more like 120 hours
owls : would you let me kill you
owl : wait
owl : if i wanted to you wouldnt really have a choice
owl : NEVERMIND BRB
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July 14th, 2008
02:06 am - hey so
it's been over a month since i dyed my hair and my roots still arent showing.
am i dying?
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June 10th, 2008
07:35 pm - golden compass quizzzz
You scored 10 Extroversion, 5 Sensitivity, and 7 Openness!
You love to be around people. Without them, you would wilt and fade away. Too much time alone leave you feeling listless and sad, but a good night out with your buddies puts the spring back into your step. You make friends easily, because you know how to adjust your behaviour for each person. With a rowdy, loud, social type of person you can be rowdy, and loud, and social. With a timid and mousy person you can be quiet and sensitive. While you have many friends and many faces, you have an inner circle of friends and family with whom you can truly be yourself.
You are a natural leader. You tend to be calm and rational, and it is rare that you get angry or upset. Often, when someone accidentally hurts your feelings, you will smile and pretend not to be bothered by it, because you want to project a positive, self confident image. You pick your battles. When someone does cross the line, they are often surprised at the sudden strength of your defensive attack. On the rare occasion that someone evokes anger or tears from you, it seems to them that this storm burst from clear blue skies.
Your daemon would represent your social, outgoing nature, your adaptable presence, and your tendency to hide your sensitive spots from strangers. He or she would help you mold yourself to every variety of social situation, being calm or playful or frightening as each situation demanded. When alone together, he or she would be someone whom you could share your real feelings with.
Suggested Forms: Lion, Orca, Chimpanzee, African Elephant, Goldfinch.
Take this quiz.
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April 28th, 2008
06:09 pm - duck
we were stopped at a red light, and there were two ducks by the side of the road. this is a really long red light, and as it dragged on i got more and more worried about the ducks. they were right on the edge of the road, and kept starting to go out into traffic. i couldnt just wait and see them get creamed, so we pulled off to the side of the road and spent a few minutes chasing them back away from the street.
everyone looked at us like we were crazy, but who cares. we might have missed the green light, but the ducks made it.
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April 4th, 2008
09:27 pm - haw haw
Dear PrecariousGrey,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into my John F. Kennedy statue. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You shoudl also know that I get sick when I think of a new life as a clone.
Warm Regards,
Cari
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April 3rd, 2008
11:39 am
1. My username is _____ because ____.
deadtwin
it comes from deadcari, which comes from back when i was dating a guy and joined the military. i gave him all my passwords so he could check everything for me while i was in basic training. we broke up, he ruined all my accounts, changed the passwords, and made them inaccessible. i had to make "twin" accounts, and some are "deadcari," while others are "deadtwin."
2. My name is _____ because ______.
cari
well, my real name is carianna, but only my grandpa calls me that.
i'm named after my mom and also a great grandma, and that song "hey, carrie anne." for the first few years of my life, it was spelled carrie, and then my 5-year-old cousin said, "why don't you take out all those extra letters and just spell it 'cari?'" and so it was legally changed, and now people call me capri, and carl, and cawry, and any other way you can think to mispronounce it. taking toddlers' suggestions on spelling is not always a great idea.
3. My journal is titled ____ because ____.
real ultimate journal
idea taken from www.realultimatepower.net
4. My friends page is called ____ because ____.
no lies, just love
it's from a bright eyes song. i love bright eyes. i've been playing guitar for years, but the only songs i can bring myself to play infront of other people are by bright eyes. that is how much i love him. luckily, he's written somewhere around 300 songs, so i never get bored.
5. My default userpic is ____ because _____.
blank
it's a blank selection inside the crop tool from photoshop. it used to be a plug laying on the ground beside a socket. i guess i'm just a big downer, huh?
haha
OH GOD PS-
why does every computer think that when you hit backspace several times that you really want to go BACK SEVERAL PAGES in your browser? i dont know how many times firefox just navigated away from this while i was typing. who in the WORLD wants their browser to go back when they are deleting some text?? haha
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March 23rd, 2008
12:29 am - music meme
Rules
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. With the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?
Legendary Country - In the Jailhouse Now
i guess i'm in the jailhouse.
WILL YOU GET FAR IN LIFE?
Minus the Bear - hey! is that a ninja up there?
the question was evaded!
HOW DO YOUR FRIENDS SEE YOU?
Katamari - Blue Orb
like veruca salt from willy wonka
WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
Amelie - Comptine d'un autre ete l'apres-midi
.. to a frenchman.
WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S THEME SONG?
Bright Eyes - True Blue
.. wish i had a best friend :P
WHAT IS THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE?
Nada Surf - Killian's Red
alcohol alcohol
WHAT WAS HIGH SCHOOL LIKE?
Tom Waites - Drunk on the Moon
it was crazy..?
HOW CAN YOU GET AHEAD IN LIFE?
Pedro the Lion - Poison
you can poison the competition
WHAT IS THE BEST THING ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS?
David Bowie - Suffragette City
they're douchey feminists..?
WHAT IS IN STORE FOR THIS WEEKEND?
Tommy Talarico - Earthworm Jim
videogames
TO DESCRIBE YOUR GRANDPARENTS?
White Stripes - Denial Twist
they dont know a lot about me
HOW IS YOUR LIFE GOING?
The Jonbenet - Stolen Home
i'm staying in my brothers house while hes away, so this is basically true
WHAT SONG WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Cake - The Distance
i'll be going the distance.. to heaven?
HOW DOES THE WORLD SEE YOU?
The Killers - Somebody Told Me
they cant tell if im a boy or a girl
WILL YOU HAVE A HAPPY LIFE?
Tom Waites - Fumblin' with the Blues
i guess not
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS REALLY THINK OF YOU?
Minibosses - Castlevania II theme
i guess we are really enemies
DO PEOPLE SECRETLY LUST AFTER YOU?
Dandy Warhols - Bohemian Like You
they like me, they really like me
HOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF HAPPY?
Her Space Holiday - Sleeping Pills
be unconscious?
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
Dragonforce - Prepare for War
i guess i should prepare for war
WILL YOU EVER HAVE CHILDREN?
Sneaker Pimps - Tesko Suicide
i guess i will not live long enough
WHAT SONG WOULD YOU STRIP TO?
Katamari Damacy - Fugue #7777
haha
IF A MAN IN A VAN OFFERED YOU CANDY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Temple of the Dog - Hunger Strike
i guess i wouldnt eat it
WHAT DOES YOUR MOM THINK OF YOU?
The Pillows - Crazy Sunshine
she thinks im nuts
WHAT IS YOUR DEEP DARK SECRET?
Tenacious D - Inward Singing
i invented a cool way to sing
WHAT IS YOUR MORTAL ENEMY'S THEME SONG?
Willie Nelson - Georgia on My Mind
guess my mortal enemy is a redneck
WHAT IS YOUR PERSONALITY LIKE?
Nada Surf - Do it Again
a slut!!
WHAT SONG WILL BE PLAYED AT YOUR WEDDING?
Charles Manson - Garbage Dump
awesome.
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March 17th, 2008
03:49 pm - hit a deer
we hit a deer, but the deer was okay.
i thought my car was okay too, minus a mirror and with a few big dents.
i was wrong.
my car wont start; the deer wins.
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